Tobenai kotori no you ni
Like a small bird that can't fly
Tsubasa wo atatamete ne
Try and beat your wings
Ashita wa Kiseki datte okoru yo
Miracles do happen tomorrow
Nozomi egaite ireba
If your draw out your wishes
Sora ga yobu
The sky will call
Battle Athletess
Great Athletic Meet
Komatta toki no kamidanomi toka
Your prayers to God when you are in trouble
Unmeisen wo nagemete itemo
Even if you look at the lines of fate
Yume chikatsukeru wake ja nai yo
You can't get closer to your dream
Hohoemi no namida oikakete
Chase the tears of a smile
Ano oosora ni akogare
Looking up to that open sky
Kaze to hitotsu ni nareba
If you become one with the wind
Ikutsu mo miete kuru sekai wo
Fly to the countless worlds you will see
Dare to issho ni tobou
Along with a companion
Koete ikou
And go beyond
This is the 85th time I have woken up before you.
Akari, its morning, hurry and wake up.
Akari, I said hurry and wake up.
Icchan, good morning!
Icchan, don't be mad! It wasn't on purpose.
You aren't staying here any more.
What is it? What's wrong Akari?
This was on the door of my room.
Re-Test
Re-Test?
Re-Test?!
This is horrible.
Qu Long's attack.
Hey, did you see the re-test announcement?
I saw, I saw. That girl was on it again.
Yeah, Akari Kanzaki.
But I don't get it. Her best friend is that, what's her name...
Ichino Yanagida.
Yeah, one of the best ten this time around.
I wonder why she hangs out with that loser.
Morning, gramps!
Ah, 'morning.
I want two Oosaka lunches!
Right away, two Oosaka lunches.
Ichino Yanagida, today's meal: Oosaka Lunch.
Temperature, fat, protein, and nutrition are excessive...
Thanks for the food!
Can you believe that?
Really.
That's annoying.
Stop! Stop! Icchan, stop!
No way!
There is no point in hiding in that thing all the time.
But it was a shock.
Anyways, eat up.
If you fill your stomach the shock will fly away and you will happily clear your re-test.
I'm not that carefree.
That girl did it again.
Oh, no. A re-test?
Who cares about a re-test? You people are making her gloomy.
Sure Akari has a re-test today, but a day when that is not so will come for sure.
Go ahead and make fun of her for her re-test.
In a long life a re-test or two makes things more interesting.
Akari
Hausu
Cut that out.
I guess there is no helping it, geeze.
I'll stay with you until your re-test.
I'll fix what you are doing wrong, so let's practice together.
But what about your practice?
If I skimp on that a bit I can make it up.
I'd be more worried about leaving you alone.
Right?
Icchan.
That's OK, just hurry and eat.
OK.
Huh?
Geeze, who was it that left this much?
Ling-Pha.
Yesterday I researched the history of the Wong family.
In these 2000 years the only one to get a re-test is you.
It is nothing to laugh about, you have caused trouble for the family.
You are a failure.
Grandfather it is a misunderstanding.
Ling-Pha, I have three things I hate.
First, things that can not be bought.
Next, things that don't respond to threats.
Next, natto.
And then, granddaughters who make excuses.
Grandfather you have four things.
Ling-Pha.
Yes?
I don't need you to correct what I say.
Ling-Pha, you don't comprehend where you stand.
I'm sitting.
I told you I don't need you to correct what I say.
Listen well Ling-Pha, you are the granddaughter of me, Chin-Fong Wong.
That my granddaughter is such a failure...
Cry!
You are a shame to the Wong family name.
Stop.
Very well, if you are not number one on your re-test, you will return home with all haste.
You will have special training 20 hours a day with 10,000 tutors.
No crude screams.
Well, I will be waiting prepared.
Tsai Tian.
This has gotten serious.
Which means I must.. Here goes.
Come out my servants!
Have job us you for?
Yes.
You guys hack into the school system right away and change the re-test to Bike Hard.
Rodger.
Ouch.
With this test I will be first place for sure.
Hey! Wait right there!
Look Akari, it looks like the re-test has been decided.
Midterm re-test announcement
Event: Bike Hard
Time
Place: Bike Hard course
What's that? Bike Hard?
Never heard of it.
It doesn't matter what it is, take first place.
What?
With that you can make everybody re-evaluate you.
Are you well? I am.
It's no surprise that nobody has heard of it. It's the mysterious bicycle event that isn't even in textbooks anymore.
The Bike Hard is the demon event where you ride a roller-coaster track on a bicycle.
In the Bike Hard there are 60 degree slopes, and loops, corkscrews, loops, and all sorts of other dangerous things.
Because of that it is the mysterious event that has disappeared for over a hundred years.
The only people who can pass it are those who use a bicycle like part of their own body.
What do you want to say?
In other words, the one who will win this event is me.
First place will be mine.
What's that? You can't say that until it's over.
Only a fool would think they could win against me who has been on a bicycle since before I could walk.
Laugh.
Stop.
Thus, first place will be mine.
I'll accept your challenge.
You absolutely won't get first place, prepare yourself.
Icchan.
So what will you do when you lose?
Alright, wearing something embarrassing, a hundred laps around the campus.
Wait, Icchan.
OK!
I'll prepare the wig.
Polish your head and be ready for it.
Well then...
What are you doing you idiot?
You think you can get away with sneeking into the women's dorms?
This is what you get!
Well, we shall meet again at the main event.
That brat.
What are you going to do, after saying that?
That's obvious. Take first even if it kills you.
But...
Moron, don't you care if you have to wear a bald head?
Aren't you going to wear it?
The one taking the test is you.
Wasn't it you who made the promise?
Win.
Win no matter what. Then it doesn't matter who it is.
But!
For that purpose you will train. Train as much as you can.
Icchan, I heard a weird sound. A weird sound.
So, let's go Akari. Get into it.
Here goes.
Moron, balance correctly.
But!
Stand up! We'll have to do this a lot.
Icchan
Hey! What are you doing?
Icchan.
Can I sleep with you?
I guess it can't be helped.
I'm sorry. I couldn't sleep, thinking about the re-test.
Really, you are helpless without me around.
Icchan, you're like a big brother.
Fine, hurry and go to sleep.
OK.
Wait a second, what do you mean by big brother?
Because you're too flat chested to say big sister.
I was stupid for letting you sleep here.
Take this.
Don't sleep you moron!
I'm sorry!
I'm tired.
What are you talking about? If you are wiped out by just this you can't go to the University Satellite.
But...
What is it Akari? Don't you want to go to the University Satellite?
I want to. I want to go. But...
But I...
I see. Now that you mention it your mom was...
Look Akari, its a shuttle.
At the end of that, where that shuttle is going, is what I am aiming for.
I'm going. To the UniversitySatellite at the top of that.
For that I will do anything.
Akari, let's aim for the University Satellite together.
She really is a predicable person.
At this time we will hold the midterm re-test.
Participants please proceed to the bike hard course.
Next group.
Umm, umm, umm.
It's finally our turn, I couldn't wait.
A ka ri.
I'm counting on you Akari. Our bald heads are riding on this.
On your mark.
Its so high.
Ready.
Go.
Just what you should expect from my bike technique.
She's fast.
Akari?
What are you doing? Really.
This isn't a challenge at all.
Hurry and be over!
What's this? What she says and what she's doing are completely off.
But a rich person like me can't be careless.
I'd like you to remember that.
There is the signal.
OK.
What's this?
Huh? What's happening?
It seems like a problem with the system.
Ayla.
If it goes on like that, it will be dangerous.
What should we do?
Somebody is changing the system.
It seems somebody is interfering from the background.
I see. Ayla, ookini.
Ookini?
It's Kansai dialect.
It's a word used in a part of Japan.
In your language it would be...
It would be "spacibo" I think.
Thank you?
I can't move forward.
Those who interfere with my carefree lifestyle will all be put through hell.
So, now I just need to head for the goal.
We've been found.
What do you guys think you are doing?
What's going on?
Oosaka punch!
I'm scared.
Naniwa Kick! Yoko Toss!
This isn't an event anymore.
Its not even worth watching.
Knock out chop.
Alright, I'll just rush for the end like this.
Hurry and be over!
Ling-Pha wait! That course is dangerous, it's a trap!
You're ten years too early to try to trick me.
I won't fall for such a childish lie.
Ling-Pha!
Akari!
I'll die if this goes on. In times like this...
I don't have enough money!
Akari!
Ling-Pha!
No fine print. I want you to save me for cheap.
Give me your hand!
For free? That's OK!
I can't reach.
Keep trying, just a little further.
Hurry Akari!
Akari, look out!
Crazy girl.
That power she showed in an emergency. What was that?
Akari, why did you save me?
Even though I was interfering with you.
That doesn't matter.
Isn't it obvious that you would save a friend?
I'm embarrassed. When compared to Akari I am a total incompetent failure.
Ling-Pha, you don't need to say any more.
Akari, you can be friends even with me?
Yeah.
I'm moved. Today for the first time I knew the meaning of the word friendship.
Ling-Pha.
Akari.
What a nice scene.
I'm starting to cry.
Ling-Pha look, its the goal.
Is it?
Alright! I win!
Congratulations, young lady!
Wonderful, young lady!
Just what we expected from our young lady.
You won perfectly.
Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Wait a moment! Hey!
What is it?
What happened to your conversation just a moment again? Your beautiful friendship with Akari?
Friendship is friendship, a challenge is a challenge.
Friendship, victory, and freedom, the wonders of youth.
Akari, I really blame you for this.
Daiundoukai TV Episode 2 V2.0 Subtitled by Studio Hooseki
Cast
Akari Kanzaki
Natsuki Rio
Ichino Yanagida
Aya Hisakawa
Tanya Ling-Pha
Aya Sakaguchi Taeko Kawada
Jessie Ayla
Miki Ito Youko Soumi
Translated, timed, edited, and subbed by:Spazum
Aitsu ha mattaku dou natten no
What's up with her?
Atama ni kichau kedo kawaii
She pisses me off, but she's cute.
Ittai zentai marude tayorinai
You can't rely on any part of her.
Not for distribution
Hanashi ni naranai demo ikasu
You can't do anything with her, but she looks good.
Toboketa kao shite amaetari sezu ni
She has that spaced out expression, but you shouldn't go easy on her.
Aitsu ha sutasuta tondecchau no yo
She'll reluctantly take flight.
Tobboi yatsu dato minna ha iu kedo
Everybody says she is a dull person but...
Sou ja nai Honey Bee
That's not it, Honey Bee!
Sou ja nai Honey Bee
That's not it, Honey Bee!
Watashi ha kanjiru tottemo kanjiteru
I can feel it. I can really feel it.
Atsuku atsuku kanjiteru
I can feel it passionately, passionately.
Bee Bee Honey Bee
Honey Bee
A hunter of people who stalks the women's dorm in the middle of the night.
The girls will scream and run about in their pajamas.
Even if it is red and embarrassing, it is a good hearted bringer of health to small children.
The Night of the Ngaji, watch it.